14 Apr 2010

by Rommel

Yo Mommaship jokes

There is a hilarious, ongoing thread called Yo mommaship so fat over at the Blizzard StarCraft II beta forums. Here are my favorite ones:

Yo Mommaship so fat, she cloaks your main AND your expansion.
Yo Mommaship so fat that when she warped in she got stuck.
Yo Mommaship so fat, the Ultralisk said “DAYUM!”
Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses “Mass Recall” to get more food from the fridge.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she is the new Aiur.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she gives new meaning to the term “Fast Expansion”.
Yo Mommaship is so fat, she went in to get artificially inseminated…and they brought out the Yamato cannon.
Yo Mommaship so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale read “OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!”
Yo Mommaship so fat, her stats are tracked with DOUBLEs.
Yo Mommaship so ugly people paid 400/400 to warp her away.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she set her rally point to Burger King.
Yo mommaship so fat, she ate my supply depot.
Yo Mommaship is so fat, she ate the planetcracker and a bag o’ chips…, and my personal favorite
Yo Mommaship is so fat, the function used to calculate her mass performed a stack overflow ending in a checksum error.

ROFL!

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